Man Your Battle Stations

Derek: Music, LotR, Star Wars, Pokemon.

THIS IS SO SAD

edencomplex:

cundiman:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

PLUTO ;Q;

(Source: rubywhiterabbit, via shelbytehlian)

my dad got into an argument with siri once

  • dad: call bob
  • siri: i can't get reception here
  • dad: why the fuck can't you get reception?!
  • siri: now, now, there is no need for bad language
  • dad: i wouldn't need to if you would just do your job
  • siri: there are 13 job openings in your area
This is very difficult for me to say, but i think im pansexual. i mean look at that dirty, dripping wet pan. i could cook all day on that shit. no offense, i just think the word pansexual is funny and couldnt resist a terrible pun.

This is very difficult for me to say, but i think im pansexual. i mean look at that dirty, dripping wet pan. i could cook all day on that shit. no offense, i just think the word pansexual is funny and couldnt resist a terrible pun.

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savi-bunny:

shooshington:

danithinksoddthings:

mysilentlullaby:

pegasuscop:

sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet

omg that is adorable

that was badass

alas! i knew that ‘b’ well.

omigod I love sesame street

Beginith Beginith With B

(Source: sithholocron, via hes-no-good-to-me-dead)

Avatards

Too bad Lin can’t be Sokka’s child because she and Tenzin used to do the dirty. Which would make it incest. I don’t think Nickelodeon is into cousins having relationships.